The Dictatorship of Reformed Finland is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 831 million Reformed Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Paradise. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Reformed Finlandian economy, worth 19.1 trillion chicken marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 22,959 chicken marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street, and the people of Reformed Finland are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Finland's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reformed Finland is ranked 137,984^th in the world and 347^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 711.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.